So let's see!  In our last chapter, the others were taking a break at Over's castle!  Due to the writer having been out for so long, he nearly lost track of what he was doing and almost put a gaping hole in the plot!  Nice job, stupid!  Anyways, as I was saying, a mysterious young woman showed up while Kouga and Menma were fighting!  Who is she?  Why is she named Jeshika?  Either way, she tried to teach Menma some real ninja skills, unfortunately, I don't think Menma was listening!

“What's it to you to say?  I held my own, you know!”  

Yes, lady, the whole point of teaching you that was to be quiet!  And as far as I can see, you're like a stampede of elephants when you're fighting!  Anyways, Bu-bubu and Denbo are off to see their brother, Mr. Bi-bibi-bi-bibibi!  Can Denbo become Bo-bobo again?  Is Dengakuman finally going to have a role in this chapter?  

“I better, Mr. Narrator!  I'm sick of being screwed in the canon!”  Dengakuman kicked the camera.

Well, we'll see!  In the meantime, let's totally ignore the two blonds and see what Menma and Ramune are doing!  


                                   ***


So they're on their way to C-block, I believe.  So...

“GAWD, SHUT UP ALREADY, MR. NARRATOR!  You're not THE STAR!”  Don Patch scowled at the camera, and smiled at Ramune.  “So it's C-block, is it?  With Ms. Gasser, here?”  

Menma kicked him.  “I'M NOT GASSER ALREADY, SHUT UP!”

Ramune smiled.  “Either way, we're almost there...It sure took us a while to get here while we did nothing of no particular interest between Over's castle and here...”  

“Yeah, really.  But I do wonder who's here, Over wasn't very specific on the details...”  Menma stopped and looked up and down at the tower.  “How big is this place, anyways?”

Don Patch grinned.  “There's a video store on the second floor!  Maybe I can get Hatenko another copy of the episode of Bo-bobo you stole!”  Ramune scowled, and stomped on his head.  

“Now there's no reason to bring that up!  Making everyone have a panty flash, sheesh....”  Ramune pulled on her dress, and sighed.  “Let's go up...”

Menma kicked the door open, and walked in, and raised an eyebrow.  A horned looked up and smiled. “CUSTOMURS!  It's been so long...although you didn't need to kick my door down, I was open you know.”  He smiled, and bowed in front of them.  

Ramune lifted an eyebrow.  “What...um...”

“I'm a dentist!”  He pulled a pair of forceps, and grinned.  “Now who needs teeth pulled out?”

Menma took a step back, white faced.  “I think I know this guy...although he didn't have horns on before...It's been a long, LONG, time...”

Don Patch shook his head.  “We don't have time for that!”  He took their hands, and tore up the stairs, behind the bewildered dentist, who sat down, his instruments useless.

“--when I was living in the walled city and my name was...”

“There's no time for flashbacks right now!”  They stopped in a room, lit by dull red light, the air smelling of rusty metal and...nasty fish?  There's someone in here, someone rather familiar to certain members of our four team party...

Ramune grinned.  “Hey!  It's Menma's boyfriend!”

Menma screamed. “I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND TO BEGIN WITH!”  She turned around and took a deep breath, and let out a scream as Don Patch poked her butt again.

“Your boyfriend likes smelly butts?”  Don Patch grinned.  “Wait, your boyfriend is Blond Chainy?”  He stared forward, as the large, sweating man glared forward.  

“I WASN'T ANYONE'S BOYFRIEND!  AND QUIT CALLING ME BLOND CHAINY!  I HATE THAT NAME!”  He strained, and stood up.  “I am Higusari Seijūrō...And for that matter, I don't care for one trick ramen ponies!”  He smiled slightly.  “Though the fanart was something...”  

“DON'T EVER SPEAK OF THAT AGAIN!”  Menma scowled.  “And I know more then ramen, Mr. Chainy.”

“Well...This is C-block.  I am the third heavenly king, of Czar Baldy Bald's IV's Neo-hair hunters.”  He grinned.  “And I've learned a few tricks along the way, Ms. Perfect ramen.”


                                   ***


Now on the other side of the equation, Denbo and Bu-bubu are making their way back to Mr. Bi-bibi's place!  It's worrying though, they've been here before, and it wasn't pretty...However, seeing as though this is separate from the canon, it makes sense, totally!

“Yeah, sure, Mr. Writer!  Thanks for returning me here...”  Bu-bubu sighed, and turned to Denbo.  “I will help my brother any way I can though...”

Denbo looked around.  “Well...he was waiting for me, but I don't think he wanted to see me back then...”  She sighed, and looked down.  “I just wanted to be a good sister...”

“BUT YOU'RE OUR BROTHER!”  Bu-bubu shook her head, and drew out her staff and smiled.  “I'll be ready though...”  

So the two of them walked into the tower!  And yet, with all this suspense going on, there sits Bi-bibi on his chair, smiling, his arms folded.  What could he possibly want?

“I WANTED A PADDLE FOR MY CANOE!  WERE YOU PAYING ATTENTION AT ALL?”  He turned around, and smiled.  “So...I have two sisters now?”  He grinned, and then scowled.  “Where's my paddle?”  

“My brother, I am here to defeat you!”  Bu-bubu took a deep breath, and took a swig out of a bottle sitting by him.  She grinned, and set the staff on it's side.  “That's good stuff you have here!”

He stood up and laughed.  “I know you couldn't resist a bottle of booze!”

She took a deep breath, as Denbo took a step back.  “Well...I...”  She shook her head, and grinned.  “I NEED TO GET BO-BOBO BACK SO I DON'T HAVE HER AROUND DON PATCH ANYMORE!”  She picked up her staff and grinned, as Denbo scowled.  

“WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?  DO YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ALL OVER DON LIKE YOU?”  Denbo scowled.

Bu-bubu stumbled.  “What is this stuff...”  She squeezed her eyes shut, as Bi-bibi laighed.  

“That's everclear, possibly the strongest you can buy.  It'd kill an ordinary man...But I know you!”  Bi-bibi stood up, as Bu-bubu rubbed her hands together.

“OH YEAH?  WELL...UM...I'LL CHANGE THEM BACK RIGHT NOW!”  Bu-bubu stumbled, and shouted.  “SUPER FIST OF THE ARMPIT HAIR!  IT”S TIME TO BREAK!”  Her armpit hairs shot out, and threw Denbo against the wall.

Bi-bibi's jaw dropped to the floor, as Bo-bobo and Dengakuman landed on the floor.  “YOU COULD DO THAT THE ENTIRE TIME?”  

Bu-bubu smiled, as Bo-bobo stood up.  “I've been away a long time, bro...But it's time to see...WHAT HE CAN DO!”  He picked up Dengakuman, and shouted.  “HE SAID HE'D TAKE YOU OUT NO PROBLEM!”  

“I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT!”  Dengakuman screamed, as he bounced harmlessly off of Bi-bibi.  

Bi-bibi took a deep breath, and looked into Bo-bobo's eyes, piercing through his sunglasses.  “No, it's you who's going to be away for a long time, bro.”  He bent down, and balled up both of his fists, and screamed.  “SUPER FIST OF THE HEAD HAIR!  ONE BROTHER'S FORTUNE IS ANOTHER'S DESPAIR!”

Bo-bobo quickly took his stance, frowning, as the long hairs darted towards him, as Bu-bubu darted in front of him, and shouted, “SUPER FIST OF THE ARMPIT HAIR, A SISTER'S LOVE WILL OVERCOME A BROTHER'S HATE!”  Three long hairs shot from her shirt, and countered Bi-bibi's hair, as Bo-bobo smiled, and walked around the two of them, ignoring Bu-bubu slowly being pushed into the wall by Bi-bibi's hair.  

“Hey, it's time for a family picture, you guys!”  He grabbed the two of them by the shoulders, and held up two fingers.  “Tell me when to say cheese, Dengaku-buddy!”

“SAY IT!”  

“Cheese!”

The flash blinded the both of them, as a picture fluttered to the floor, as Bo-bobo picked it up.  “It came out beautifully, look at the hair!”  He turned and glared at Bi-bibi.  “Your hair always gets in the shot bro, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!”  He snuck behind Bi-bibi, and smiled.  “I can fix that....”


                                     ***


“What could you have possibly learned, blondie?”  Menma smiled, as Ramune took a step back, her brow raised.  

Higusari ground his teeth together angrily, the veins pumping in his face, as he glared at Menma standing calmly in front of him.  “You can't stop chains as flexible as ramen!”  He grunted, the chains shooting from his back.

A gasp cut through the air, as Menma leapt up, spinning around once, and landing the back of her foot on his cheek.  She smiled, as she landed on her feet softly, as Higusari wiped off the side of his cheek.  Ramune turned around quickly, as a light enveloped the room.  Menma stood up, and followed Higusari's eyes, as they both stared up at Don Patch, floating as a fish in the air, a tentacle glowing from his head.

“What, you guys, it's dark in here!”  

Menma screamed.  “THERE'S NOT EVEN ANY WATER IN HERE!”  

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO WATER IN HERE?  I CAN SWIM JUST FIND, SEE, SEE, SEE?”

Ramune smiled.  “Actually, the water's fine in here!”  She leapt up and sucked on the walls.  “I can clean the side of the aquarium!”

“There is no water in here...Only dry...Dry and wilted...Like a raisin.  A little raisin, sitting plain and dry amongst the plump grapes.”  A deep female voice broke the silence of the room, as Don Patch fell to the ground and flopped around.

“THERE'S NO WATER IN HERE!  HOW AM I GOING TO BREATHE NOW?”  

Menma turned around, and raised a brow, at the short girl standing behind Higusari, her mouth wide open in a hideous grin.  “Go away, you..”  She looked down, as Menma rubbed her chin.  “Raisin, raisin, raisin...”  

“WHY DO I HAVE THE RAISIN TARGET ON ME?”  Don Patch screamed, as a flash enveloped him.

“YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH MY RAISINS!”  The short girl raised her arms and rushed forward, kicking Don in the forehead.  

“Yeah, Raisin!”  Higusari grinned, as Don stood up.  He raised an eyebrow, and screamed, as Ramune stepped forward, smiling, a pair of cutoff shorts and a tanktop on.  

She spoke with a slight surfer accent, as she walked forward, and took Raisin's little hand.  “Dude!  You were awesome out there, with your raisins and all!”  Raisin raised an eyebrow and took a step back, as Ramune.  “So, you wanna, like hang out sometime?  Anything's cool with me!”  

Menma and Higusari stared, their mouths wide open, as Raisin smiled, and stood up with Ramune.  “Anything's fine with me, mister...”

“SHE'S NOT EVEN YOUR TYPE!”  Higusari slapped his forehead, and clawed the ground.  “How am I going to take care of a block if I have an assistant who's taken so easily?!”  

Menma grinned.  “I don't know, they look better then we ever would as a couple.”  She leapt into the air and scowled.  “SUPER FIST OF THE RAMEN!  ONE COUPLE DOES NOT ANOTHER MAKE!”  She took a deep breath, her foot crashing into Higusari's head again, as a bowl of ramen fell upside down, and landed on his head.

“WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT?!  I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU!  AND THIS IS HOT!”  Higusari threw the bowl of ramen off of his head, watching it land on the pile of raisins that Ramune and Raisin were playing with.

“YOU KNOW BETTER TO TOUCH MY RAISINS BLONDIE!”  Raisin screamed, and rushed forward, kicking Higusari in the head again.  

“WHY DO I HAVE TO HIT IN THE HEAD IN THIS EPISODE SO MUCH?”  He fell backwards, landing on the ground.  

Don stared, raising an eyebrow.  “Well, I don't know, it's usually me who gets the raw head treatment.”

Ramune sighed.  “Well, sorry little dudette, I guess it's time to say...”

Don rushed in front of her.  “THAT FAN PAIRINGS DON'T WORK!”  

“THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!”  Ramune kicked him out of the way, as Raisin stared down.  

“I'll be fine as long as I have my raisins...”  Raisin looked down, and then at Higusari.  “This wasn't much fun anyways, blondie.”

Well, what do you know?!  Ramune and Raisin wasn't even a good pairing anyways!  However, according to research, people STILL think Menma and Higusari want each other!  Wait a minute, what's been said!  Oh well, onto the others...


                                    ***


Bi-bibi fell to the ground, clutching his new afro.  “I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE HAIR LIKE YOUR'S!”

Bu-bubu stumbled, her vision blurry, as Bo-bobo let go of Bi-bibi's head.  “Wow, Bo-bobo, took you long enough...”  She shook her head.  “I was ready to take a nap on the floor!”

Bo-bobo shook his head.  “It takes at least six hours for a good 'fro, sis!”  

“BUT I DIDN'T EVEN WANT THIS!”  Bi-bibi rustled his hair, and scowled, as it popped back into a perfect ball.  “Wait a minute...”  He grinned, as the room filled with light, as Dengakuman and Bo-bobo fused again.  “You two have been wasting my time, she didn't break the curse, she found a temporary cure!”

“Oh, no, I'm me again...”  Denbo looked down, and sighed, straightening her skirt.  “Well...I know how to become Bo-bobo for a while again!”  She smiled, and winked, as Bi-bibi crossed his arms, and shook his head.

“I'll have nothing to do with you.”  He turned around.  “I'm still waiting for my canoe...”   

                                                                                               

                             ***


Well, that's a rap!  Now that we've found a cure for Denbo's existence, maybe we can finally see the guy who's in the damn title!  

“I thought you guys liked my singing though...”  Denbo sighed and looked up into the moon.  “Oh well, it's better then drinking a friend!”

Hey now, even I didn't see Menma and Ramune turning male like that!  About them...They're headed back to Over's castle...With absolutely nothing new to report!  Wait, what's this?  There's a young man waiting for them...And he's done some reconstruction on Over's pad!  

“WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP MESSING WITH ME?!”  Over slammed his scissors into the ground, and the young man looked up.  

“Because your place needed some characters!”  

Ruby scowled.  “But I don't like characters.  They get in the way of me, especially, you, Mr. Bad Bard!”

Anyways, it's time for a killer cameo!  And more to come, in our next chapter...provided the writer doesn't crap out again!